The Empire of German Kaiser is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 496 million Kaiserians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserburg. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaiserian economy, worth 36.1 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,727 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", in pet stores nationwide Wolves are growing in popularity, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Kaiser's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

German Kaiser is ranked 113,337^th in the world and 114^th in KAISERREICH for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,326 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.